The Newbie Squad's Hoax

[Noah]

(I'm not completely without respect for this site, so I apoligize for not posting my kill over at the Death Board. It seems guest aren't allowed to post them there)

You are in "No Where (para):1" ( )


Zander (studious_mage) joined the room
Zander . o O ( you ooc or ic? )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( IC )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( time to get down to business )
Zander . o O ( Describe room and properties of room please. )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( intro not showing up, i take it? >.> )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( and it's neutral )
Zander . o O ( Haven't done an intro yet )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( well, i have and it isn't showing up for some reason )
Zander . o O ( try again? )
Zander . o O ( * pokes* )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( re-typing it )
Zander . o O ( ahh )
Noah/Spawn He waits, as most of them tend to do. As of late, Noah found Zalion to be a very suitable home for him. He is drawn back to Zalion again and again and doesn't fully understand why. His only assumption is that it has some sort of hidden power. His huge dark red cape and collar sway impatiently as a hiss can be heard coming from his living uniform and his necroplasmic based aura lit up its usual greenish color, visible to anyone with eyes trained to sense auras. Although his cape served to greatly exagerate his true 6 foot physical size, perhaps his most noticable feature is his eyes, glowing green and pupilless. He awaited as what he dubbed as his "prey" and wondering if he would indeed show himself, or simply chicken out of the oppuritunity at hand. Upon his arrival, Noah would <C>
Noah/Spawn probably not even speak any words to him. His arrogance was virtually boundless to this extent to what he termed "lesser beings". He viewed greeting them with the same view most people would of greeting roaches on their kitchen floor. <E>

[Noah]

Zander a whining sound cleaves the air as a purple line rips through it. The line slowly rips open forming a dark purple hole, a planar rift to be exact. He steps through it slowly, his crimson robes flapping slightly as he closes it behind him. His long blonde hair flutters softly revealing his pointed ears. His hair settles down framing his face and drawing attention to his Dark Blue eyes, which are framed further by his arched eyebrows. His hands and tucked into one of the numerous pockets of his rope as he walks a bit forwards. He curiously gazes about the room then leans on a staff he pulls out of his pocket, revealing the obviously magical properties of his robe. The robe despite its color was a variation of a White Robe of teh Archmagi. The staff to would look familliar to any of the<C>
Zander arcane persuasion. It was a combined form of the staff of the Archmagi and the Staff Xexorian staff of the Archmagi, a very powerful and very dangerous artifact. He stood up strait as he saw Noah, his height a good 6 inches shorter then his. He pushed back a lock of his hair causing his robe to tighten about him showing that there things under it within easy reach. One bulge looked like a sword. The other smaller bulges could only be wands. He smiled " So you are the man trying to terrorize Xexoria."<end>
Noah/Spawn . o O ( as for the surroundings, it can look like whatever you want it to. doesn't mean what your character sees will have any physical effect though. if he sees a lake, it doesn't mean anything can get wet for example. if he sees fire, it doesn't mean it can really burn. get the point? )
Zander . o O ( Yeah its all in the perception of the viewer not nessicarly making it real. Problem is i have a perminate trueseeing spell on me so I will only see a bland greyish area then. )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( alright then )
Noah/Spawn The energies of Noah were at a realitively decent effect now, though as stated that was only realitively. What Noah dubbed as decent was godly to others. Although arrogant, he was not foolish. He had an intimate knowledge of magic and the like and made it his duty to study any potential opponent, no matter how feeble his ego led him to believe they were. Noah had a good grip of the strings of existence around him and his transmutative aura and essence made opening up any form of link, psychic, physical, magic or otherwise, to him a suicidal decision. It didnt' transmute everything though, only what Noah wanted it too. Being well versed in magic and the ranks of its practitioners, he ofcourse knew what an archmage was. Zander was an archmage, either by magic strength or rank, but Noah<C>
Noah/Spawn was a warlock. On a scale from one to ten, an archmage ranks a 5 while a warlock would rank a 7. This didn't mean that all warlocks were more powerful than archmages, it simply ment they had the potential to be more powerful. The only certain advantage an archmage has over a warlock is their high rank in society, political or otherwise, while true warlocks are mostly loners. For reasons that are his own, he forfeited his chance to attack Zander and as would be expected by anyone that knew Noah well, he seemingly competely ignored Zander's comment. <E>

[Noah]

Zander . o O ( I take it you see power? )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( yes, pretty much so )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( waiting for you to attack )
Zander he raised an eyebrow at the ignorance of his comment. He mentally shrugged. He suddenly let go of some of his restraints letting just a smidgen of his power leak through. He was the chosen of Mystra the god of magic. He was more then an Archmage, and only slightly less then a Demi-god. He didn't bother to adress the mans power. Not from arrogance of the like, simply put, he could feel the mans power brimming over like an overfull glass. He stepped back a few feet and cracked his neck. Might as well get things started. His arm shot forth turning his staff sideways as he started muttering something under his breath. After a few seconds he beckoned the staff backtowards himself and called up a barreir of stone around his skin. He smirked and brushed his staff forwards again <c>
Zander Not wasting any time he muttered a quick phrase under his breath. He didn't think this attack would work but it was a defesive manuver to try and test what defenses the man had. A beed of fire shot out zooming towards Noah's feet. As the bead hit the ground it exploded into a 100 foot area of searing white hot flames.<end>
Zander goddess of magic^
Noah/Spawn Even as a warlock, Noah could easily defend against such a move. It was with no suprise that in his unlife as a hellspawn, he wasn't impressed by the offensive display. Indeed, it took alot to impress Noah. It seemed like an eternity to him since he had had to strain to defeat an opponent. His powers even became so great that a god from a well know patheon released a titan from its prison with the promise of eternal freedom in exchange for killing Noah. The physical manifestation of that titan's form found its way inside one of the god's temple the next day. It was bent, spent, and horribly mutilated. This was the beginning of Noah's favorerd means of terror by leaving the broken and defeated bodies of those sent to kill him back to those that sent them....most of the time in peaces.<C>
Noah/Spawn He didn't have to make a true offensive or defensive move here. His necroplasmic based energies with their high transmutative abilties changed the vibrations and paterns of the strings of the fire spell, turning it and its energies into oxygen. A simple move, since everything, including forces of nature, are made of strings. As previously stated, it wasn't a true offensive move, merely a cause and effect reaction. Zander had casted the spell and had its strings changed to turn the spell into something that would benefit Noah, his own energies. Since he was the spell caster, he had to have a link between himself and his spell to be able to supply the spell with power in order to cast it. The energies now traveled down that link quicker than the speed of light, and if Zander didn't <C>
Noah/Spawn close the link in time, his mind, soul, entire essence, would cease to exist as it is now, forever changed into a glowing green lifeless energy. If Zander were of any flesh and blood creature, his reaction time would be far to slow to close the link, considering how long it would take the signals to travel to his brain and nerves and his naturel thought process and if he could predict the future in order to have planned for the cause and effect of opening any sort of link between he and Noah, he wouldn't have casted the spell in the first place. <E>
Noah/Spawn . o O ( i should also state that trying to block in any way probably wouldn't work either )

[Noah]

Zander he didn't even blink. He called upon somthing inside of him. Something seeming to be made of pure energy, a energy that seemed to be of no elements yet felt as if it was used to bind them together. He brought it in front of the energy shot at him. It may have been moving at the speed of light but thought was just as fast and that was all it would take to stop the energy. The orb he had used sunk back into his subconciousness keeping the reflected energy absorbed within itself. This orb was one of five he had recently been forced to absorb, and they augmented his powers tremedously. He pondered for a moment then held out his hand wondering how this man would fair against one of his more...rare abilites. Lines of crackling silver energy twirled about his hand and gathered in a ball.<c>
Zander it shot forwards suddenly. The ability known as silver fire..or spell fire. It was raw magical energy and could be used to harm or heal as the user wished. This bolt would rend through any magical protections the man had and utterly destroy them. It was the essence of magic come to life. It flew at Noah at fast as his own attack had. It shimmerd as it flew just daring the man to bring up a magical defense.<end>
Noah/Spawn . o O ( ahem. let me see, you contained the energy from the cause and effect move in an orb? )
Zander . o O ( Its not a physical orb its a conscious representation of the power inside of me that I recenlty absorbed..which use to be an orb. )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( so this is technically a block as in the thing that used to be an orb absorbed the energy that shot through the link from my character? )
Zander: reply It use to be an orb containing the power the allows mages the bond the elements into spells. Now it is latent energy within me. It wasn't a block it was pure absorbtion of the energy
Zander: errr /think^
Zander ish to use to playing muds
Noah/Spawn . o O ( and where is the thing that used to be an orb at? )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( not inside your character, i would hope )
Zander . o O ( The power is in my character the orb that use to hold the power is somewhere...dun matter though its just a crystal orb now. The power is fused with myy being. )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( uh......huh... you might wanna repost then )
Zander . o O ( Why is that? You said nothing in your post about not beign able to absorb it so now the power is mine )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( it came into contact with it though )
Zander . o O ( Point being? )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( point being, it would be transmuted just like the spell was. like i stated in that post of mine, everything is made of strings. if you don't wanna read into string theory, then i'll just tell you what strings are..... )
Zander . o O ( I know what strings are )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( ....strings are the smallest particle. they only have 1 demension of existence, but they vibrate in 11 demensions. EVERYTHING is litterally made of strings and falls subject to them )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( so, since my energies manipulate the strings themselves, your thing that used to be an orb falls subject to it too )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( aka, it's transmuted )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( meaning you'd be transmuted too, since it's inside your character )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( your body would be left unharmed, but it'd be a lifeless shell )
Zander: reply You are thinking like the thing is an orb. Its not its raw power. What I used is containging the transmuted energy
Zander: /think^

[Noah]

Noah/Spawn . o O ( and you're thinking too shallowly )
Zander . o O ( I do not have to think deeper i have it entraped to use whenever I want )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( when the theory says everything is made of strings, it mean EVERYTHING is made of strings )
Zander . o O ( Yes and you transmuted it to destroy the stings of my body )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( mater, energy/power whatever you wanna call it, even forces of nature such as gravity and electromagnetism )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( to change the strings of your mind and soul actually, your body would be left unharmed )
Zander . o O ( the power I am useing is power from antoher plan that is used to harness magic. )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( if it can even effect anything on this plane, it would have to fall subject to strings, otherwise it's has no substance and therefore no effect )
Zander . o O ( It is a string )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( then it would be changed )
Zander . o O ( You only stated in your post that it would destroy my body and nerves. Nothing about my power or power within me )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( ......... )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( do you want me to respost? )
Zander . o O ( To late now )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( because i specifically stated what it would do )
Zander . o O ( Yes you said it should destroy my body and nerves )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( i said it would destroy your mind, soul and very essence )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( scroll up and re-read it )
Zander . o O ( Close enough. But the power in me isn't my essence alone )
Zander . o O ( the power I used is a essence that is fused with me but is different )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( either way, it would be transmuted )
Zander . o O ( No becuse its strings are different then mine )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( since it's part of you, the engery is would transmute the thing you tried to contain it in and then transmute the rest of your essence )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( strings are strings reguardless )
Zander . o O ( If that were the case then everything it passed would have been transmuted )
Zander . o O ( Including you )
Zander . o O ( It has to be set to transmute a specific set of things )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( i also specifically stated they transmute only what Noah wants them to )
Zander . o O ( And you sent it to transmute my essence so I used something that wasn't my Essencee )
Zander . o O ( Something you didn't foresee )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( no, i sent it to transmute something that wasn't of my essence nor any of the essences that i know of )
Zander . o O ( You cannot do it like that. It could have then transmuted anything on the way and simply stopped )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( i stated it transmuted things into Noah's energies, which were already set to transmute )
Zander . o O ( and besides you cannot transmute raw energy anyways )
Zander . o O ( It is the simplist form of matter )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( yes you can. like i said, strings are strings and everything is made up of them. by manipulating the strings you can manipulate anything )
Zander . o O ( It can manipulate it all it wants but it stays raw energy. Without raw energy there would be no strings becuse strings are made of energy too )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( strings are made up of themselves )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( you don't get any smaller than strings )
Zander . o O ( Strings are energy energy is strings *shrugs* )
Zander . o O ( Makes no differencece )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( you're entitled to a repost. not my fault if you didnt' read correctly or can't comprehend things. you gonna take the chance to repost or not? )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( and no, strings are not energy. strings are classified as particles )
Zander . o O ( I do not need to. You messed up by using an off the wall ability. I stopped it. Anything you try to do with it now is void. )
Zander . o O ( You did not state anyting that you said in the think bubbles in your post so it doesn't apply to taht attack )
Zander . o O ( that is the beauty of t1 )

[Noah]

Noah/Spawn . o O ( that's the flaw of T1 is that newbies like you get to try and hide behind rules they pull outta their ass. however.....i'm too experienced to fall for that )
Noah/Spawn . o O ( since you wont repost, i'll go ahead and take my turn )
Zander . o O ( You may think so but if you do not state every detail of a power then I can twist it anyway I want )
Zander . o O ( that is how you are spose to fight in t1 )
Zander . o O ( Hmm your gonna have to offline me your post I gotta go to bed. *glare at parents* )
studious_mage left the room
Noah/Spawn The archmage would never see another battle again. The defense he used failed as he'd underestimated his opponent and over estimated his abilties. His eyes would stare blankly without a mind/soul/essence (whatever you wanna call it) to control it. A lifeless husk, he fell to the ground. Although before he could die in such a manor, he did manage to get off one last attack. Noah had enough reaction time to get out of the way of such an attack, but that made no difference now. His transmutive energies already in decent effect around him, the magic attack hurled at him by his opponent made contact with them and again the energies changed the strings of the energy, changing it into something completely harmless. The energies that had been transmuted into his own, he absorbed within him,<C>
Noah/Spawn becoming slightly stronger than he is now. Again, without straining at all, Noah's battles had recently always been won in this manor, without so much as tensing a muscle. He wondered if the lack of worthy opponents would cause him to become out of practice eventually as he went over to the fallen Zander. Taking his now lifeless body, he would put his trademark upon it before sending it back to Xexoria with a clear message: Stay Out Of Zalion. <E>

[Noah]

That was exactly what I posted on the old xexoria site more than a couple of months ago, probably 3 or 4 months. While chatting away with Kahlan, it came to both our attention that Zander (studious_mage) has tried to pry his character and the rest of the newbie squad into Ulster's business. It should be noted now by all of you that his character has actually been legally dead for quite awhile. For how long? Well, far before his character became "king" of the newbie squad aka xexoria. Meaning any RP he's done with his character after that point in time has been completely invalid, including the renewing of the alliance with Ulster. I personally find it laughable, but Kahlan was alittle more than steamed under the collar to find out that Zander and all of xexoria in that sense has been lying to her and the rest of Ulster. Until Zander offers a valid resurrection transcript, his character isn't valid and if he should try and contact you and pregnant dog over it, just do what I did and iggy the little virgin.

[Kahlan Lothair]

After reading the transcript it comes to my attention that the killing post seemed a little shady. Ill have to have Noah explain that to me. It also came to my attention that Zander might not have read the post as well as he should have and would have succumbed to this String Theory that Noah seems to go by. All in all, when I get a grasp of the technique, or rather the method of magic used here, I will be able to discern exactly what went on.